I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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