What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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