Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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