Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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