i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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