East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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