I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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