I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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