now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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