I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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