That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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