Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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