Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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