Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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