Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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