I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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