Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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