I wanna passion pit in your ass
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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