This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
