Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
then he tried to convert me to islam
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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