She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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