Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So much rum. So many feels.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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