Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I understand Curling. That high.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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