I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.