Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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