Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
foreskin is a definite game changer
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.