Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON