About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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