This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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