Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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