The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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