i just had sex bonerless
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I've blown a few things in my day
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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