I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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