I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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