we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Randomize
