Pants 0. Shit 1.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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