I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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