so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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