I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize