Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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