i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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