Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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