Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The power of my boobs compel you
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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