Your tits are I can't wait for
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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