Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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