what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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