I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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