Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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