During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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