Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
