on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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