Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish i was in the wii world.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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