Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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