dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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