Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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