Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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