This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.