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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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